How to get your offer accepted.

Want to make your offer stand out?  Simple, don't write offers in increments of $500, $1000 or $5000, instead add $357.  For example; listing price is $350,000.  You want to outbid the next guy so you raise your offer to $355,000, but so does everyone else.  Instead have your agent write $351,357.  If your making an offer to the bank, every penny counts!  So by adding those few hundred dollars and cents, your offer will net the bank more.  Even if it's just by $1.57 cents!
Work with an experienced negotiator who knows how to get YOUR offer accepted!